You know, this wasn’t so bad… if you can just ignore a few things, like cavemen flying 1000 year-old fighter jets, the fort knox thing, a planet that explodes with the slightest exposure to radiation, etc… You end up with a movie that’s better than a lot of the crap out there. I thought it was way better than Independence Day anyway (that’s not hard though). It kind of reminded me of “Beastmaster” for some reason. Still I have to put this in my “bad” category… even though it was so bad, it was nearly good (and the whole Scientology angle is just icing).
Tag Archives: John Travolta
Saturday Night Fever
Why do fads have to die? Disco looked like so much fun. Of course, I probably would have never gotten into it anyway… wait a second, what the hell am I talking about? I don’t like disco… I don’t even like to dance. So, why should I care? If you like disco, you’ve probably seen this. If you don’t, never mind.
Pulp Fiction
You know what they call Pulp Fiction in France?
Grease
See this movie only once. Additional viewings will cause serious irreparable harm. You’ll find yourself endlessly humming “Better Shape Up…” to the other inmates in the asylum. Serious drugs will be required to clear your head, and before long, you’ll become a grinning, drooling mess. Consider yourself warned.