Pathetic attempt at a sequel to the classic original. God, this movie really sucked bad. I mean, do they TRY to make these movies bad on purpose? It sure looks like it.
Tag Archives: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Conan the Barbarian
Still Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movie. He wasn’t afraid to show off his muscles, and they were critical to the portrayal of the character. Conan was a simple person, Arnie did a great job.
Commando
Attention Arnold Schwarzenegger, you are NOT an actor, so quit trying to be one. Just stay home, smoke cigars, flex your muscles and make babies with that Amazon wife of yours… we’ll all be a lot better off!
True Lies
There was some neat stuff in this… but tell me, what was with the whole interrogation scene? That went on way too long… I mean, what an ass this guy is. Ditch him, honey! Also, the end with Ahnold’s daughter was really really hard to believe. They could have come up with a more believable, yet just as “action-packed” end.
Total Recall
I still think it was all just a dream. Watch the scene where Arnie is getting implanted with the fake memories, they totally describe the plot of the movie, and they even show some of the alien technology on the video screens. There’s no way they’d “know” what that stuff looked like because nobody had even discovered it yet.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Just a lot of fun… and so fast-paced that I think the whole thing was really only one scene (maybe two). Plus, it had a great ending that didn’t cop-out. Stay tuned for T4: The Governator.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Cool, but for different reasons than T1. This one made up for “less originality” with “better effects” and more action. It was indeed a fun movie to watch.
The Terminator
Very cool. Of course, you’ve probably already seen the movie, or heard that it was good. If I have any complaint it’s “use more light”. I know this was supposed to be a dark movie, but come on! (I’m not complaining, it was still an excellent movie)
The 6th Day
Oh Boy! Another Ahnold Swartzenzzeggegzeer action flick! Yup, it was dumb. The only neat things about this movie were the futuristic gadgets, and those weren’t even that cool. Ok, I guess the cloning thing was interesting… but the action was ridiculous. I don’t understand why A.S. is such an action movie guy… He just has muscles and attitude – the only good movies he’s done are movies in which that’s all that matters (see Conan and Terminator). I wish he’d do more movies in which he has no speaking parts.
Predator
Kind of like a movie version of that survivor TV show – except that you know who’s going to live at the end.
Last Action Hero
Ahnold just might get turned away at the gates of heaven for doing this movie. He’d better hope that St. Pete hasn’t seen it.
Hercules in New York
One of the most hilarious films I’ve seen. The only problem is that it’s too long. After about a half-hour I said to myself, “why am I wasting my life watching this?”. Ahnold’s first movie, he’s credited as “Arnold Strong”, his voice is dubbed by some soap star or something. “I am Hercules”. I’m sitting here laughing out loud just thinking about it.