I’m not sure why I watch these movies. Well, I do know why… it’s simply for the eye candy – to see what millions of dollars can produce on-screen – a lot of crane shots and special effects. I certainly don’t see them for the acting (flat), writing (maddeningly dumb), editing (frenzied), directing (dull), plot (predictable) or pretty much anything else. Well, the lighting was good… but even that was too good. I mean, I’m sitting here thinking – nobody’s apartment has lighting like that. So, I wasn’t expecting this to be any good (any movie brought to you by Hasbro has a lot of things going against it)… and it wasn’t. But, all the same, it made me chuckle at its silliest moments. And there is a part of me that just likes to see shit get destroyed. The sad thing is, this wasn’t even memorable enough to put in my category of “bad” movies… at least those are so bad they’re memorable. But, this? It’ll just get forgotten like yesterday’s tabloid headline.

Oh, I just remembered I haven’t watched the last 20 minutes yet… I wonder if I can guess what happens?