Braveheart

I’d been waiting for this movie my entire life – loads of realistic blood and gore on the screen.  None of that pansy “lets sword-fight for 5 minutes and then I’ll punch you out” stuff.  Hack, slash, UGH!!! I can die happy now.

Signs

This movie has some of the same problems as Independence Day (see review), which is not a good sign! Apparently, the aliens haven’t invented gore-tex. Also, the atmospheric humidity would slowly-burn/corrode thier skin, but they seem unaffected by that… just walking around naked. Bottom line – if they want to get us, we wouldn’t stand a chance. Also, why the complicated crop circles? can’t they just use radios?